bombing:

welcome to my fucked up mind :) i mostly reblog pictures of cats. this blog is sometimes nsfw deal with it. one time i crushed a bunch of ice with my bare hands and ate it while everyone around me watched in horror. i probably hate you. have a nice day

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science side of tumblr tell me why this dick so bomb

metaphoric-breaths:

well willy goes woosh into pussy until pussy goes kaboom. Most girls don’t kaboom.

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aidn:

i just had a huge moment of realisation in this lecture and need to tell you all right now. in the film I Am Legend, Will Smith watches the film Shrek. this means that dreamworks animation studios exists in this universe. this would mean that the film Shark Tale, in which Will Smith voices an animated fish also exists in the I Am Legend universe and I’m not sure what this means

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  • September: Halloween prep month
  • October: Halloween month
  • November: Christmas prep month and post halloween depression month
  • December: Christmas month
  • Every other month: sad time
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Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

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