A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright, quoted in Reader’s Digest, June 1995 (via icanrelateto)

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eriadn:

we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

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princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

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darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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metaldrumr4ever:

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

But it was worth it

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sextronautt:

panic! at the deadline

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