minimist:

may the grade boundaries be ever in your favour

(via sighruben)

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orlandobloomers:

my mom doesnt know im home and shes talking sh*t about me on the phone to my grandma about how i am “such a mess” and how “if one more person needs something from her she swears to god” because i told her i was sad today

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romangod:

somethingtolose-somethingtoprove:

romangod:

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See, this post isnt even funny. Its just a picture of one of the hemswhatever brothers smiling, and it has 19 notes. Because someone tumblr famous posted it. OMFG. Im tired of my quality shit not getting notes omfg. it needs to stahp ok. UGH. Then again, it could be an inside joke. BUT HOW DO 19 PEOPLE SHARE AN INSIDE JOKE THIS IS THE INTERNET.

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(via tyleroakley)

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We don’t lose friends. We just learn who our real ones are.. (via icanrelateto)

(via icanrelateto)

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nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

bethansb

(via prison0freality)

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railroadsoftware:

me: (farts right before leaving a store)
my girlfriend: oh wait I want to look at this one last thing
me: no we got to go right now

(via pizza)

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ofpousseys:

"you’re so full of yourself" no i had a lot of insecurites and a low self esteem which i worked extremely hard to overcome and now i realize that im awesome and i dont care if you think otherwise

(via dink-182)

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